I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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