wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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