you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Randomize
