Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I have feelings that need drinking.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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