I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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