Christians are straight up FREAKS
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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