a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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