it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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