i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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