what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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