Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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