On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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