Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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