saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you didnt know i had herpes?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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