Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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