I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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