i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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