I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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