You work out of a Hotel?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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