I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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