Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I still have a little drunk in my system
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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