I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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