To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
a search helicopter?!
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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