You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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