And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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