rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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