no. you can't hotbox the world.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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