He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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