just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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