Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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