He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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