Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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