But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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