fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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