: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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