I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Drunk is a universal language darling
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