do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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