this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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