It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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