She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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