She said her name was "party"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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