It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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