dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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