Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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