is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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