I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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