her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
