I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
tell me about the eggs
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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