Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
