are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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