You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Randomize
