have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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